Let me know by 5pm Wednesday if I need to haul mine to BB.
@82355 Martin,
Will you finally succeed in getting your intake in the mail by 5pm MDT this coming Wednesday, September 7, 2022?
My L1 through 4 vertebrae thank you in advance as they are still sore from yanking the cast iron unit out yesterday and have unanimously elected not to reinstall said manifold (or one of identical design), preferring instead to convert to lighter-weight aluminum. A preliminary ergonomic risk assessment conducted on the aluminum manifold installation process has identified a 61.9% reduction in weight compared to the original cast iron unit.
Beyond the tremendous safety improvements, an upgrade to aluminum will provide aesthetic and thermodynamic benefits too numerous to list here. Aluminum intake manifolds have been the choice of hot rodders, speed freaks, and performance junkies since old man Vic Edelbrock first cast his Slingshot manifold in 1938.
Suffice to say, the aluminum intake manifold is projected to look better, run cooler, gain hp and tq across the curve, increase fuel efficiency by approximately 0.0329%, improve handling, reduce parasitic drag, reverse certain types of male pattern baldness, increase libido, decrease sensitivity, nourish and repair split ends, whiten your teeth, trim your toenails, and has been clinically proven to reduce stress and symptoms of generalized anxiety disorder in cruelty-free trials of free range pronghorn antelope.
If you will be unable to fulfill this request, please notify me in writing prior to the above deadline. Thank you in advance for your timely attention to this important matter.
Regards,
Joseph
