Rough day at work. I'd swear it was a full moon. Took my Blazer up to have Helen Keller's exhaust monkeys re-route the right side pipe. Dropped it off before 8 and it never got touched. I'm annoyed but understand, if they are fixing it like they should (meaning not charging me for it) they need to work it in between paying jobs. Later in the day I got the owner quizzing me on the whereabouts of our wrecker. What's the problem? I asked. Oh, the owner's Dad managed to get his tractor stuck while mowing weeds at the property they just bought. Hmm, interesting since the property happens to have a couple of good sized ponds on it and is situated right on the Arkansas river. So I ask just where the tractor is stuck at. I was told by the west side of the west pond, near the edge of the pond. The boss went out with our shop truck, a 2014 1/2 ton Silverado with an attempt to yank it out with a strap. He didn't try once it got out there. Said he needed the wrecker. Ok, how firm is the soil near the tractor and the path around the lake? I'm told it's ok, the shop truck made it over there. Here's where I interject some reality. Um, Boss the wrecker weighs about 3 times the amount of the shop truck and is riding on 6 narrow tires that might as well be pizza cutters. Oh yeah it's 2wd too! Are you sure it's not going to sink in? Nahh it will be fine.
I intercept my driver when he gets back from a call and give him some advice. I told him to proceed with caution. I'm betting the ground is soft and if it don't feel right, pull back and bail on the rescue. Sure enough about an hour after he left I get the call. So the wrecker is stuck. No way to get to the tractor as it's even worse near it. Wrecker is sunk up to the axles. Keep in mind this is a C4500 Medium duty Top Kick with a Dirtymax. Meaning heavy ass bitch. I told my driver I'd be there in 20 with the right tool as taking our second matching C4500 wrecker is a waste of time. Called the exhaust shop to get my truck out of jail and catch a ride with our owner. He's beside himself pissed off as he's been chasing his Dad all afternoon over this crap. So I bust over there to find the wrecker is sunk in deep. My driver is a crafty dude and used the rollback body to tilt down and effectively lift the rear tires out of the mud and stuff our low profile boards in for traction. I spool out the winch from about 75 feet out to pull from lower wrap on the drum and maximize the pull. This is a Warn xd9000i I'm pulling with too. Way too light for the pull, but it's all we got right now. Needless to say the Warn tugged it right out of the hole after I stood on the brakes to keep it from pulling the Blazer forward. No pics as I was in a hurry.
Onto the Tractor. The old man got that sucker so sunk you could barely see the rollover hoop in the reeds and cat tails. I lined up to get a straight shot and still be on firmer ground as the stuff a few feet in front of the truck was showing the black stinky goop typical to a shoreline.
After waiting for my driver to figure out how to get the tractor running we commenced to pulling. Yes, for the saftey patrol, I didn't have a cable weight on as I cleaned the truck out after the trip. I almost emptied the winch controller too. The cable weight will be in the truck. Still, the Warn tugged with all it's got to yank that damn Kubota out of the muck.
It's out..
I followed the tractor around the south end of the lake while my driver went the other way. The wrecker got stuck again in a sandy spot on the opposite side of the lake so I had to pull cable again.
Great way to end the day considering. Funny thing was the old man has talked to me at length about how crazy it is for me to deal with cars all day and then continue to play with them in my spare time. The Blazer in his eyes is just a nutty waste of time. He even thought I was crazy I took vacation to go wheeling in Utah. So once I had hooked up to the tractor with my winch I looked at him and asked who's crazy now? Told him if it wasn't for my crazy ass his tractor and wrecker would be sucked further into the earth by morning. I think he got my point.
I'll be handing the bill from the carwash I went through after we got done to the boss in the morning. I don't mind using my stuff to get them out, but I will not let that black gooey stuff stay on the truck and rot it out. So it got washed.